I must apologise

Thing have been rather all over the place in my life, just as I was about to start doing this. To sum it all up, this has happened in the past few weeks...

- Lost my job
- Moved house (the shower isn't the best either...)
- Received a concussion
- Badly hurt my ankle, resulting in a trip to the hospital

Plus a couple of other things I will keep off here for reasons pertaining other blogs becoming emotional snorefests whenever they make their content of a similar nature.

So please, be patient, you will get your fill soon, I promise!

Regarding updates

The sight is now looking very nice, thankyou to Tim Jones for the banner, you can check out his warhammer 40k blog over at http://timjonesiddqd.blogspot.com/ for his awesome painting and conversion work.

I will be updating this website twice a week, every tuesday and thursday. The tuesday post will regard food, the thursday one being beverages.

The first one will be up tomorrow, so tune in!

Heythewhatthtewhothe

Well, hello there! come come, sit down, relax, get undressed. I am sure there are many things you are wanting to know. Let this be the time to answer those questions.

What the hell is this place?

Well, the description at the top of the page covers that.

How did you come up with this?

There is nothing more invigorating than to combine two of the greatest things in life. For me that is the feeling of warm water racing over my body and the sheer ecstasy derived from food and beverages. Also, some friends of mine went on about it, I took a couple of pictures and the rest is history.

Why make a blog about it? I mean, really...

There's blogs showing off people's horrific poetry and harry potter erotic fan fiction, why not this?

So, you're gonna eat food, take a picture of you eating said food, then make a post about it?

Basically. But it will be more than that. It will be a review site of sorts too. Not only will i review the food and beverages I consume, I will rank how good they are as a consumable in the shower. This may seem ridiculous to you, but it is essential. Many people would want to know, many more need to know.

Right... Can you put your clothes on now?

No.

Well that should cover it, everything else will be answered in due time. For now, sit back and relax, the first real post should be up very soon.